I'm completely obsessed with swine flu.  I love to say it and I love to talk about it.  I don't even mind the endless news coverage because I like to hear other people say it.  Professional people.  It's sort of like tea-bagging, but fresher and more lovely because it has no sophomoric sexual connotation.  It is disturbing, and therefore more ( Read more... )

Sitting here, disgustingly full of Arby's, I reflect upon how full of death it was.  My curly fries look like corpse fingernails.  I think the 'roast beef' came from a zombie cow.  I ate zombie cow.

Ouch, the economy!  So my tips have been horse-shit lately, and it's slowly killing my soul.  I've arranged a mini three day vaca in which I'm not going anywhere, and I think much needle-crafting will be done.

I'm so excited - I went to Meijer for toothpaste and hair gunk and I found Florida Water!  It smells pretty delicious... a lolt more like cloves than I expected.  It's allegedly scented mainly with ylang ylang, but it doesn't smell like ylang ylang to me.  I'm not claiming to have a good nose, thohg. Leave a comment

Guess what, LJ?  I haven't posted in 19 weeks.  WEAK.

Tonight at work I got a tiny bit of lettuce in this woman's hair and she didn't notice so I didn't say anything.

So what does it mean when you log on to LJ and one of your userpics is replaced with something totally different?

Pringles are like crack to me.  I could sit down and eat an entire can, in stacks of like 15 pringles at a time.  I kind of understand how people look down and realize they're 800 lbs.

I'm drinking this delightful tea that comes in little mesh pyramids, designed for more than one use.  It's so nifty because you can see all the little botanical bits and bobs that your tea is comprised of, and when steeped they become all bloated with water.  I haven't tried the chai yet, and it's SOOO aromatic.  It smells almost exactly like a ( Read more... )

I loooove Bacos.  Salad with Bacos.  What I love the most is that they have no meat or animal bits in them.

I've been having crazy insomnia lately.  I can stay asleep with no problem, but as soon as I lie down my thoughts start to race; about money, moving, the emotional state of my cat, employment issues, and whatever else is clunking around in my brain.  None of these problems cause me too much stress during my waking life, but as soon as I have no ( Read more... )