I am moved by the news that right-handers have more eating disorders.
I'd thought y'all spent your lives strolling unselfconsciously through landscapes of working can-openers and scissors you never have to turn upside-down, pausing from time to time to pen smudge-free notes--but no. Clearly, we all have our crosses to bear.

"Abstinence education doesn't work." Well, I'll be darned.

"To Boxmint, from J. Hollander, who was delighted to see her again ( Read more... )

Hi all. this is a blanket note to say I will not be (ow!) writing bak to you today, or (ow!) reading your emails if I can help it (ow!) because genius here's alarm clock (ow!) got set to PM accidentally somehow. Which means I woke up at 9 :19 this morning. Which meeans I yowled in panick, threw on closthes and sprinted to work without, and this is ( Read more... )

It's been over 110 days since I bought a pack. Why is it, then, I ask you, that I still want a cigarette every damn day?

Yo, all, I'm looking for roommates. Park Slope, $740, large room, near Atlantic/Pacific, also Bergen stop on 2/3, large bookcases joyfully accepted.

Also, I ate an entire box of gingersnaps. All by myself. In the office. I think something is bothering me.

Today I have set out to be wildly productive and---

learned about Joanna Russ, reread James Tiptree Jr's "The Women Men Don't See," trailed a debate between Mormon women about modesty in prom dresses, tracked the history of several less hardy saplings from the root of the Angel Moroni,followed some heartfelt arguments about how fandom in the 70s ( Read more... )

I demand to be excused from cause and effect.

Hullo, darlings. My roommates and I are tired of getting drunk and reading poetry to each other, and have decided to get drunk and read poetry to you . Voila the following ( Read more... )