TO GET MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK, THE VIRGIN MARY MADE ME GO TO THIS MAXIMUM SECURITY JAIL CALLED SING-SING. THEY THOUGHT I WAS A PRISONER! AND I GOT SENT TO SOLIDARY CONFINEMENT FOR DAYS AND DAYS PROBABLY. AND THERE WAS A CANNIBAL AND ALL THESE MURDERERS. IT WASN'T VERY FUN AT ALL!!! BUT IF ANYONE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AMERICAN ( Read more... )

Private Log: Horio goes to Sing-Sing, Maximum Security Prison, to get his two years of tennis experience back. No one can see this etc.

Yes I RPed this by myself. And I have no idea what prisons are like, especially not Sing-Sing so it's really bad and not historically accurate. I tried? >.>

( Horio in Prison. Oh my. )

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OSAKADA!!! WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME?! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A CREEP.I DON'T WANT TO WRITE MY FIC EXCHANGE ASSIGNMENT!!! ( Read more... )

IF ANY OF YOU NEW PEOPLE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT FANDOM, YOU CAN JUST ASK ME. I HAVE TWO MONTHS OF FANDOM EXPERIENCE.

I GOT MY THIRD CLUE NOW!!! NO THANKS TO ENVY. GEEZ, THAT GUY...


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I NEVER WANT TO SEE A PORT-A-POTTY AGAIN!!!!

ENVY!!!!

YOU HAVE MY NEXT CLUE. I THINK. CAN I HAVE IT?!?! PLEASE?!?!

I'VE BEEN SEARCHING THROUGH PORT-A-POTTIES (PORTABLE TOILETS!) ALL DAY LOOKING FOR MY NEXT CLUE SO I CAN GET MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE BACK. AND PORT-A-POTTIES SMELL REALLY BAD! AND THEY'RE REALLY GROSS!!! WHY DO I GET THE WORST CLUES?!?!

IT WASN'T FUN AT ALL AND I'VE ONLY BEEN THROUGH HALF OF TOKYO!!!

WHO WANTS TO HELP ME LOOK?!?!

IT' ( Read more... )

SHE TOOK MY TWO YEARS OF TENNIS EXPERIENCE!!!

HELP!!!!!

I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING I LEARNED IN THOSE TWO YEARS!!!!

WHAT WILL I DO?!?!?!

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!!! NO ONE WILL LISTEN TO ME!!!

AND WORSE, NOW I CAN'T BECOME A REGULAR AND I CAN'T LEAD THE TEAM TO NATIONALS AND I CAN'T BECOME A PRO TENNIS PLAYER!!!

WHAT IS THE POINT IN ( Read more... )

I'VE FINISHED READING THE 3RD HARRY POTTER BOOK.

...

OOPS. :(

UM. I'M SORRY, SIRIUS BLACK-SAN. JKR TRICKED ME! IT WAS REALLY CONVINCING THAT YOU WERE A MURDERER, YOU KNOW.

BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE WENT ALONG WITH IT!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!!! IT WASN'T VERY NICE.

SO I CAN LIVE NOW?! GOOD. I LIKE LIVING. AND IT'D BE A SHAME TO WASTE SO ( Read more... )

SINCE I'M GOING TO DIE REALLY SOON (CONSIDERING I'VE GOT A MURDERER WHOSE A WIZARD AFTER ME) I'VE DECIDED TO WRITE MY WILL.
SO WHEN I DIE, AFTER MY FUNERAL AND BURIAL, YOU CAN SPLIT UP MY BELONGINGS.

KACHIRO AND KATSUO WILL SPLIT ALL MY MANGA AND VIDEO GAMES AND COMPUTER AND CD'S!
ARAI, YOU CAN HAVE MY SKATEBOARD AND ELBOW PADS!
MOMO-CHAN-SENPAI, ( Read more... )

I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THIRD HARRY POTTER BOOK (DON'T SPOIL ME!) AND...

THERE IS A CRIMINAL AMONG US!!!

LUPIN-SAN! THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE GUY YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED TO. HE'S A MURDERER!!!

HARRY POTTER-SAN! SIRIUS BLACK BROKE OUT OF AZKABAN TO MURDER YOU, REMEMBER?! AND HE KILLED YOUR DAD!

AND JAMES POTTER-SAN!!! ( Read more... )