Comments | braindaddy: I could have killed that damn dog

braindaddy

I could have killed that damn dog

Apr 23, 2005 00:19

This lady brings in her dog for a nail trim (while we're trying to start a Friday afternoon emergency surgery no less) and it's this stupid ass dachshund. I go up front and get this dog and the owner says, "Be careful, he's a little grouchy. We call him the grumpy old man." Grumpy my ass, that fucker was flat out evil ( Read more... )

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tysdaddy April 23 2005, 18:17:09 UTC

You're such a pussy to let a little dog treat you like his bitch!!!

I hate little dogs too so don't feel bad...I can't believe we ended up with that little crappy lap dog, he was a little shit.

braindaddy April 24 2005, 04:54:49 UTC

Psh, I just didn't have my dog crate. My crate fu is most defnitely superior.

At least your little dog wasn't a cujo dog.

_insanity_lost April 24 2005, 23:59:36 UTC

Crate fu?

Little dogs are evil. EVIL as per my last comment on your last post :)

I have only ever been bitten by a little maltese. So I guess I am just biased. Not only did he bite me, but I wasn't even bothering him. I took him out to pee and he was just fine. But what did he do when I went to put a bowl of water in his cage? LATCHED ON TO MY HAND WITH HIS TEETH. Ass licker.

braindaddy April 25 2005, 02:51:29 UTC

Crate fu is a joke between me and tysdaddy. I was at his wife's(foxfire_1) 23rd(?) birthday party, and we were both drunk and horsing around in their kitchen. We both ended up on the floor, and at the time they had a dog crate for their dachshund. I decided that shoving Matt's head inside the crate would be a great idea, so I dragged him across the floor and stuck his head inside the crate. We call it dog crate style or crate fu.

Incidentally, I don't know if it was the result of having his head stuck in the crate, or if I grazed him and didn't realize it, but he also ended up with a black eye.