4657- If you e-mail a slam master about a feature include a motherfucking bio. Calling yourself a "spoken word artist" don't mean shit and I ain't googling your ass ( Read more... )

I have been watching too much soccer. I now know what a "La Liga" a "Bundesliga" and a "Shweinsteiger" is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc&feature=share

You are supposed to talk to your baby. A lot. After awhile you feel insane because you are having a one-sided conversation. But I keep it going because I've read nightmare articles about the irreversible effects of not talking to your kid enough ( Read more... )

I found a sociology blog that used Death From Below as an argument for/against heightism.

In a response to the article someone actually said, "If there were an Uncle Tom award ceremony for short people, those two would have taken all categories."

Someone called me an Uncle Tom.

My work here is done.

Mikey went to bed on time so I was able to duck out and make it to the Mental Graffiti Slam Finals ans only missed the first 4 poems ( Read more... )

Newborn Travel Destinations

When living with a newborn
you feel constantly jet lagged

except when you wake up
you are not in Amsterdam

You begin to wonder if you will
ever go back to Amsterdam

Will you forgo such a trip for
a more family friendly destination

One with less air travel and zero
access to hallucinogenic drugs

I was recently (slightly) scolded by a well respected poet ( Read more... )

It only took me a month, but I now am able to play music through my phone which is magic to me.

- Poets who dress up by putting on a wrinkled-ass button up shirt ( Read more... )