I've just downloaded Cool Runnings.

Because it is the best film ever made.

I shall brook no discussion on this.

Adam Hart-Davies now has a beard. He looks like a fucked up Rolf Harris, running around screaming about James Watts at the top of his lungs.

Man needs a headbutt.

Operation "Unshag X-Box" has succeeded.

Take that, Mr. "Idiotic mistake of my own making"

If there is anyone out there who has a cleaning minidisc that'll do the lens and record heads is there any chance I could borrow it? Got to makes me some recordings.

Also, I love the ATRAC codec.

I just saw an advert. It's not made me very happy ( Read more... )

Oh dear - I appear to have shagged my XBox. That'll teach me to run a BIOS I've compiled myself.

Now I need to get someone to lend me a copy of MechAssault...

Right. Someone needs to explain this to me;

I've just installed VS.NET 2003* and I want to know something.

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS THING TAKE UP 2 AND A HALF GIGS OF SPACE WHEN I'VE DESELECTED EVERYTHING THAT'S BOLLOCKS?

HOW?
HOW?
HOW?

Let's do some maths shall we?

Compiler - 5mB(MAXLibraries - 150mB ( Read more... )

You cunts should REALLY be ashamed of yourselves. Looks like I'm going to have to show you how this crap's been done.
Just so you know, this excrement came spewing from Beckie.
You
1. name:

High Lord Brad McBad. Lord Of the northlands and keeper of the sacred orbs. YOU ALL KNOW MY NAME. WHY BOTHER ASKING?

2. birthday:
I was the culmination of ( Read more... )

Skanks need kicking. What a sack of arse.

Couple of things you need to know

1. Bad (Read 'weekend', 'club' and 'goth') trannies can go and fuck themselves to death with a big rusty spike.
2. Most estate agents would be out of work if it weren't for the large amounts of early morning TV work they get.
3. Every channel five Jerry Springer knockoff is hosted by a fucking nazi. And trish looks like a ( Read more... )