Why do people say "no pun intended" when the pun was clearly intended?

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i thought i was eating a thin mint cookie but i was actually brushing my teeth

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Ray182164: yea, all my car needs is jumped and a new battery which autozone will put in for like $80 at most
WOX vonWubbins: and its blue
Ray182164: that's true, that does often times make all the difference
Ray182164: in the sunlight the blue sparkles...gives it a real homosexual quality that i enjoy

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be glad it's not taking me a year and a half to do this, only a few weeks ( Read more... )

You Are 8% Democrat


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I say my love, but in reality i'm not longer in love with you, my livejournal. I'm not sure when it happened, but our once steamy affair has become an ice cube not even fit for a nipple.