I just heard pieces of what I consider, hands down, to be the oddest argument ever held. It was between my two neighbors, and I have no clue what happened to trigger it, or what it was about. Here are pieces of what I heard, occuring sporadically over an hour ( Read more... )

http://emmanuel.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=2214041187&ref=mf

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2528412371399195162&q=loch+ness+footage&hl=en

My favorite thing to do at College is definitely going to the ER at 2:00 AM!

There was a spider on the ceiling near my bed and I said to my roommate, "You know what? I'm not going to kill it. I'm going to capture it and let it out the window ( Read more... )

I've been having weird dreams lately ( Read more... )

I just bought a book for class that begins,

"Filipinos come quick; colored men are built abnormally large ('Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist!'); ladies with short hair are lesbians; if you want to keep your man, rub alum on your pussy."

College is fucking awesome.

I probably remember 30% of what happened last night, and 10% of those memories are composed of me peeing into a handle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrUzwdogxnI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW6XHK34zAY&mode=related&search=

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/11317301/jon_stewart_david_byrne_and_sufjan_stevens_join_david_eggers_cause_on_bookeaters_tour/1

WHY IS THIS NOT COMING TO BOSTON!?!?!?!?!?!