Comments | bridge822: Orange is not the new tan

bridge822

Orange is not the new tan

Jan 24, 2005 19:58

What is with everyone getting fake tans? Your pastey, white, and transparently pale. Embrace it, welcome to life. Winter sometimes does that to you. Honestly, since when has orange ever been a pretty color? I personally am not into pre-crusting myself, but if you get your kicks from absorbing radiation, can afford it, and do not emerge looking like ( Read more... )

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cameronsgirl January 26 2005, 03:08:17 UTC

hahahahaha that is hilarious..and increidbly true..nicely worded if i must say so myself...
i agree 100%!!
xoxox
*lindsay*

cameronsgirl February 26 2005, 23:15:27 UTC

um lindsay, YOU GO TANNING

cameronsgirl February 27 2005, 00:55:37 UTC

not to the point where im orange..i never said that i didnt go tanning i just agreed with bridget

i adore you mara_lynne January 26 2005, 03:16:06 UTC

bridget,
you are my hero for writing that entry.. so over winter break i went to mexico and all and actually got a tan then i get home and yeah its pretty sweet for like a week.. then began the epidemic of "asking for skin cancer" as my lovely mom likes to say.. and suddenly, my tan was nothing compared to their orange skin.. and also it kind of faded but oh well.
i wish i could say 'poo poo' like they say in a christmas carol i really think that describes the condescending manner at which i spit on all of you who 'cheat'...

but i love whats inside of (most of) you sooo that's all that matters i suppose

<3 with love,
mara

ps- nicely written bridget

ky_li_em_ar_ie January 27 2005, 00:21:55 UTC

bridget,
i definately agree with you. fake tans are ick....and some people totally over use the whole fake tan privilage and are actually pretty nasty looking. Cheaters is a good word for it.....and ya no in alot of games cheaters dont win...they could look good now but they will look nastay later...

<3Kylie Marie

my nigger misterpimp23 January 27 2005, 03:33:12 UTC

WELL WELL WELL....I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY! THE SIMPSONS CAME OUT OF THE TV AND NOW LOOK LIKE CERTAIN PEOPLE FROM OUR HIGH SCHOOL....OR WAIT ARE THEY JUST ORANGE? hmmmm? AND BTW FROM A GUYS PERSPECTIVE ITS PRETTY GROSS TO BE ORANGE. I THINK I TALK FOR MOST GUYS TOO. BRIDGET I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY.......
WHITE POWER!
-aiden-

Re: my nigger ky_li_em_ar_ie January 27 2005, 03:43:06 UTC

say that shit to my face and ill beat your ass
white power doesn't exist
you just ripped it off of BLACK POWER
you stupid piece of white trash
Cracker

Re: my nigger misterpimp23 January 27 2005, 03:44:40 UTC

WEN I SAY WHITE POWER I MEAN NO FAKE TANNING JEEZ!
-aiden-

I totally agree anonymous January 27 2005, 03:40:13 UTC

I totally agree about that Emily Corrinne Jones stuff that is is. She is one hot tamale.
Love you the most out of anyone ever,
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

dearcarol January 28 2005, 03:36:21 UTC

..i agree with the tan thing.. even though i dont know you, nor do i know how i foudn this?! frank wu maybe? ha.. i donno, i like your funny stuff though

-nicole

bridge822 January 28 2005, 21:20:54 UTC

haha thanks, i think its pretty cool that people i dont know enjoy reading what i write

mm this is sexy dearcarol January 28 2005, 23:10:19 UTC

I have to agree with you about 10000% bridget. I MET YOU TODAY DURING LUNCH AND IT WAS THE MOST ORGASMIC EXPERIANCE EVER! yea and i just found your live journal too! so that makes us tight. Oh by the way i got a bruise from the sexual position I exampled to everyone during lunch (I hit the table on the way down).

GUS!!!!!! THE FRENCH MAN WHO CANT SPEAK FRENCH
p.s: i'm coming to your lunch hour like every other day now.

<3 u rock mara_lynne January 30 2005, 00:55:24 UTC

gus, you are my HERO.. i adore you

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