Considering my life has been WAY interesting lately I've given up and let people update my live journal for me (if you haven't noticed the masterpieces posted by dearest Kate, Emma, and Tessa). It seems like people have given up on live journals and moved on to the coolest new trend "My Space" which of course I am not worthy of being included in. ( Read more... )

scratch that last entry. emma is NOWHERE NEAR as hot as tessa. i turn into a lesbian every time i lay my cycloptic eye on her. she's just irresistable and i can't wait to get on her..again. and again after that and so on and so on until death do us part.

I LOVE EMMA DELVECCHIO she is so hot and i want to do her all night long baby she is the hottest thing ive ever put in my mouth and iwould only go lesbian for her (and olivia wilde) actually i lied ill go lesbian for anything female that moves so IM IN LOVE IM IN LOVE AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS IT ps we also both absolutly love michal ian black ( ( Read more... )

Tiki, as told by kate kamps

the story of preteeq segall (pronounced Pra-thee-eek...aka tiki and his last name isnt pronouced like the bird its pronounced like steven segalls last name..no joke)

tiki was born june 12th 1990 in the indian town of theuruba with his indian tribe, the black feets. he was raised among the tribe, considered everyones son ( Read more... )

Scenerio: The Best Driving School Driving Class - Day 1

Mr. Woodburry : If you don't pay attention in this class your going to be in some deep yogurt.

Matt: Oh, I am going to be in some deep yogurt. All the way up to my shoulders.

Stubitz: It's a good thing you're on swim team....

So about a week before Thanksgiving, I injured my wrist punching Emma really hard for no reason at all. It swelled up and was bruised everywhere and looked quite pretty. I ignored it thinking whatever must just be a fracture or something, I can deal with it so here I am two and a half months later, returning from the orthopedic. I go there to get x ( Read more... )

http://www.geocities.com/clownstaples/swf/ballonstring.html

If you can click at this, look at it for hours, and laugh as your doing this pointless activity, you are DEFINATELY one of my friends.

What is with everyone getting fake tans? Your pastey, white, and transparently pale. Embrace it, welcome to life. Winter sometimes does that to you. Honestly, since when has orange ever been a pretty color? I personally am not into pre-crusting myself, but if you get your kicks from absorbing radiation, can afford it, and do not emerge looking like ( Read more... )

There was a boyfriend and girlfriend riding a motor cycle and they were going quite fast. She asked him to slow down because she was getting scared and he reassured her that he knew what he was doing. She asked him again to please slow down and he obliged. He asked her to give him a hug and a kiss and tell him that she loved him and she did so. The ( Read more... )

So today, I am in Jewel with my mom helping her shop. As I was searching for Cardini's ceasar salad dressing and colby jack cheese, I spotted a rather attractive young man through the isle. Tall, tan, long brown hair. Irresistable. Wow... I thought to myself. Who was that? As I'm walking toward the next isle, the boy walked to the next isle on the ( Read more... )