A lot of people didn't believe me when I said 'What a piece of work is man' was better than 'to be or not to be'. And since 140 characters is a little short to argue Shakespeare, I'm putting it up here so you can see for yourselves:

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Posted at 19:23 PM to: Bridge University - Violence Among Students - ATTENTION! Apologies

Fine. I, Sakura Haruno, sophmore of Bridge High hereby apologize to all those classmates, peers and passerbys that I have ever hurt by means of my temper, especially on the cases when said temper caused me to take actions as I saw fit.

Therapist calls it ( Read more... )

TO: sephiroth
TEXT: call mother |

from: Lady
to: Reborn staff@bridge.edu - ACCIDENTAL TO ALL FACULTY
date: February 22, 14:22
subject: You'd better be reading this.

Hey, asshole. That's the eleventh kid that walked into my office babbling on about you and something about maniacs and warning shots fired in the head. And something about cheese. One even smelled like he peed in ( Read more... )

To: "Professor Reborn"
From: "Orihara Izaya"
Date: February 22, 2012.
Subject: щ(ﾟДﾟщ ( Read more... )

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[ SUDDENLY, IN A RANDOM HALLWAY OF THE UNIVERSITY, two men are running.

One of them is your local worst best janitor ever, Jack Sparrow, flailing his arms randomly in the air and looking absolutely scared shitless, dodging around a corner in the corridor with a broom in his hand. The man chasing him -- is Sherlock Holmes ( Read more... )

MISSING

One Lab Research Specimen From the Science Laboratory

Specimen may be considered harmful and/or dangerous if approached carelessly
Faintly resembles that of a rabbit/pig hybrid
Do not be alarmed if the specimen seems to emit a strange glow or starts to sprout tentacles

Capture and return will be rewarded
Information of specimen's whereabout will ( Read more... )

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