Congress passed the health care bill that includes a public option with a vote of 220 to 215. One republican voted in favor of it. Now it has to pass the senate. We only need a majority vote, but 60 votes will ensure there is no filibuster. Do the right thing!

PS- can't believe I spelled filibuster right on the first try!

The cats are laying belly up in front of fans.

Guess who passed statistics?

This guy!!!

79.87%

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessie's three steps to staying safe during the swine flu outbreak:

1. Wash your hands.
2. Use the common sense that god gave a goose.
3. Don't lick anyone who has been to Mexico recently

I went and talked to my stats professor and she let me back into the homeworks. Thank god!!! It might have helped that I started crying in her office. I felt bad for the person she shared the office with. We went over the last test (which I got a 28/60 on) and she helped me figure out what I got wrong and why. I was able to convince her that I ( Read more... )

Dear Shari's,

I understand that you restructured your menu to eliminate unpopular items, ect. However, switching from real eggs to fake eggs and hoping no one would notice, not so much. I am allergic to fake eggs. I got to find out the hard way that you did this. During Womens Studies class. Fuck you.

Love, Jessie

This:

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/182/petition-to-cure-SMA

Do it.

This is totally me. Minus the boyfriend.

http://xkcd.com/219/

http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/9157701.html

Dear batshit crazy pagans,

Please stop giving the non-batshit crazy pagans a bad name.

Ktnxbi.

I have just discovered where rednecks come from. The apartment below and to the right of me. They sit on the steps drinking and smoking at all hours, last night they set off fireworks in the parking lot and I just heard this sentence:
"I took her virginity, but I didn't know she was my cousin."

I don't know if I'm appalled or if I should laugh.