Comments | brilthor: If I could turn back time, I wouldn't fucking do it

brilthor

If I could turn back time, I wouldn't fucking do it

Mar 30, 2003 18:53

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I've never seen you before in my life, female. ¬_¬ glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 16:34:11 UTC

You're a Galadriel in disguise, aren't you? Did you feed my husband fizzy drinks?!! Fiends! My head hurts.

I've never seen you since you pooed in your nappies brilthor March 30 2003, 16:55:08 UTC

I'm going to pretend you never accused me of being one of those irritating ugly blonde creatures. I don't know your husband and I wouldn't give him fizzy drinks if I did. He has a funny haircut, I'm still trying to figure out whether or not I should be nice to him.

glorfiestardust March 30 2003, 18:38:15 UTC

{I'm going to pretend you never accused me of being one of those irritating ugly blonde creatures.}

You certainly sound like you could possibly somehow be related to me. Somehow. How do I know you're not my.... I don't know... cousin?

Re: brilthor March 31 2003, 04:25:12 UTC

Ooook, kid. Rough day. Head trauma. Uh, once you get it patched up maybe we should take you to one of those vodoo things. Maybe you have repressed memories of your father and I. I don't blame you, your Dad used to walk around in those damn disco panties all the time.

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earwen March 30 2003, 18:39:41 UTC

Oi? OI?! Celeborn is a very nice boy, I'll have you know! Well, elvengoldmine is, I don't know about the others. I think I'll behead them if they talk to me. But. Um. HI. :)

Re: brilthor March 31 2003, 04:23:32 UTC

Hahaha, relax. The 'oi' wasn't for Celeborn. I'm just tired after wandering through a desert with my faggy husband for thousands of years, that's all.

Beheading. Hmm...I think I like you already :) Hello.

earwen March 31 2003, 12:07:07 UTC

Beheading. Hmm...I think I like you already :)

Married to the Noldor will rub off on you eventually. :) Hi there!

elvengoldmine March 31 2003, 08:17:31 UTC

MOTHER! You are absolutely stunning! The other mes are fantastic :D :D You should be nice to them. I am thinking the world would be a better place if we all engaged in bathhouses like in the old days. Group saunas of love, we should call them :D

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fagofarabia March 31 2003, 04:25:37 UTC

;) *pouts* But you enjoyed me being their bitch just as much as I did, didn't you, yes you did!

Where's the kiddo? I see he's got himself some nice eyeliner. Very good, very good. Learn from him woman, learn! Does he take after me or you...? He has your hat and my eyeliner and my dashing good looks and I really, really hope he doesn't have your temper. Hmm.

:D *smooches*

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fagofarabia March 31 2003, 05:03:25 UTC

((Phew. I see this email and think "Oh noooooooooooooo. She gonna shout and tell me I done something drastically wrong!"))

:D Hey baby. *slight groping*

Also wildlikecurt March 31 2003, 05:24:13 UTC

Back off my woman! ;P

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