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[bringerof_light]

Metatron learning how to drive...that was hilarious. Honestly. I was laughing so hard there were tears rolling down some of my followers' faces. Human children can drive cars and one of the oldest beings in existence practically had a panic attack behind the wheel. Perhaps my dear Pierce should've checked the brakes just once more

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[metatron_tm]

Couldn't keep your hands to yourself, could you?

I'd like to say I've missed you, but lying is immoral.

[bringerof_light]

Oh please, it wasn't like you even needed my help to look like a fool. You managed that all by yourself.

You musn't be very moral then. What a naughty angel you are.

[metatron_tm]

I do try my best.

I'd say the worst but someone beat me to that position.

[bringerof_light]

I've got the whole occasion on tape. It is hilarious. Honestly, Voice, it isn't that hard to drive a car. It isn't hard at all to drive a car.

Not the worst or the best. You must just be average then. Mediocre, perhaps.

[jon_r_meyers]

Welcome back.

I'm sure we all missed you so much.

[bringerof_light]

I'm sure you did.

Still can't bring yourself to stay away from me, can you Jonathan?

[jon_r_meyers]

Obviously not. Surprised?

[bringerof_light]

Not particularly. You might say that you're Baphomet's, but we both know that you are more mine than you'll ever be his.

[brosnan]

YOU!

Make my car back the way it was, you fucking bastard!

[bringerof_light]

*laughs*

Hmmm, let me think...No.

[diedalittle]

Driving? Not my cup of really pretentious tea, either. I'm a superhuman warrior who's taken on some of the greatest evils the universe has to offer, but I'm not much of a driver.

And by the way, since you're gonna be spending some time here, just a fair warning. If you've talked to your demons, you know that there's one thing they're afraid of, and it's me. I've been to heaven, and I've been to hell, and I've come back from both of 'em. I've beaten gods down before, and you're no god.

[bringerof_light]

That's because superhuman warriors don't require brains to beat something over the head. Not necessarily something to be boasting about.

Gods are every bit as stupid as angels and humans. Wouldn't be one if I could. Yes, you're very tough, evil goes down, etcetera etcetera. That sanctimonious speech never gets old.

[diedalittle]

*shrug* Well, that's a funny word choice. I mean, "sanctimonious", that'd kinda imply that I actually had a cause to be preaching about, wouldn't it? I'm just sayin', come up here, and I will beat your ass back down.

*smiles* I've been spoiling for a good fight lately, anyway.

[bringerof_light]

Just the combination of bravado and idiocy I've come to expect from a hero. Little girl, I'm older than time and I can burn your bones to ash in your body without ever touching you. Just to begin with. After that the real fun starts.

I'm curious to know how exactly you plan on beating my ass back down.