pubik serviss annunssmint!!!!!!!!11

Brit n me aint no mo so im takin this shit solo.

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yo chek tihs!! wen me n brit maed tis jernel seh did ti frum hre house wich is y icant coment sept wit taht anonimus thing so iwuz liek fuck this shit n i chainjed teh paswerd on brits ass! LMAOAMOAMOAMAOOAMLOMLAOALAAAOALO!!!!! brit i aint telln u wut it is till u gimme hed!

~lance

hey fags + teh liek 4 kewl peeps who use lievjernle!! I haevnt bin postin' cuz sum fuked up shit hppned 2 me a cuple motnths ago!!!! me an brit hadd a big fite an she tolld me sehwuz gona strta fuckin taht inglishguy in hre class so i went ot hre houze 2 maekup w/hre anhav secks but wen i got 2 hre drievwae her dad wuz leavin and he fuckin HIT ME ( Read more... )

shit man eva sinec brit got them implantz seh been aksing guyz in skool 2 giv em a sqeeze ta c hwo they fel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont no Y ethre cuz they fel relly weerd liek almos sollid! so i strarted callin her Frankentitz LAOMAOAMAOMAOMAOAMOAMAOAMO ( Read more... )

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

omg im sory i dint upd8 4 a wile buit omgomgomg guess wat!!!? i got my surgrey on my boobs don!!! wtf lance u wre suposed 2 upd8 wilst i was gone u dum fuck!!1

n e way so mybe ill tak sum pictres 2 show u peeps!!!!

im sory if u missd me!!!!

*HUGZZZ*

1CE IN A LIEF TYME OPPURTUNITAY!!!!!! Ask me n lance a qestion n well answer. liek a qestion bout b-ing populr or ust bout lief liek how 2 opn a can of beens essept i wuldnt kno bcuz my made deos all taht shitz but n e way u get the idea!!!!!!!

ah man i think i no why brit sez ma penis iz smal and shit iwuz wachin this afta skool speshal about teh pills 1 of ma teem8ts been sellin 2 me ta maek ma mussels groe fasta an this dueds harstarted fallin out n his penis got reel small SHIT FUCKERS MOTHER SHT FUC BITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im gonna baet tha mothafukers ass.......well i wood if ( Read more... )

lamolmaololol!!!!111111 lance u inspried me 2 rite summthin ive bin thinkin bout 4 a wile bout blakc peeps its liek what iz /w threr assez ( Read more... )

allyall hatas need 2 step off!!!!!!!!!!! man blak peepol say such kewl things but somtiems idont no wut they sayin liek this 1 sed 2 me todya smthin liek "we got rich craker mothafuckas up in hea" and he wuz lookin at me liek thta ment somethin??? wtf idont eet crakers exept at ma mas dinna prarties were she survs caveeare 4 her cliyents. so i ( Read more... )

U GUYZ ALL SUK U DONT HAV LIFES. UR PROBABLEY ALL UGLEE N NOT POP-U-LAAAAR N U GUYZ HAV SMAL DICKS N U GALS HAV SMAL TITZ N UR JUS JELOUS OF ME N LANCES LIFE ( Read more... )