I am at work.

It is too quiet.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie!

1. The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!
2. Melanie is only six percent water.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!
4. Melanie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Melanie into a volcano it would stop erupting.

my livingroom is beautiful.

I need one of you lovely hair artists to help get Corwyn's 'do in shape. He needs a cut and possibly dye and streaks. we have all the color stuff needed. There will be compensation, we jsut can't afford salon prices.

If anyone's interested, let me know. I'd like to get it done before he goes back to school.

So who's going to be out tonight?

I'm working on it...

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Drew needs you to call him ASAP!
Very urgent.

Drew brought home a glorious pink Chanel handbag from the travel line. I want to keep it sooooo bad, but damn! I could buy a month of groceries for what that thing cost originally ( Read more... )

Evangeline now has bottom as well as top teeth.

And is learning how to use them.

ow.
ow.
ow.

Yeah, I'm keeping these public on the off chance he may see it.

His number I have is disconnected, he isn't answering e-mail. Fuck.

If anyone can find a way to get Corwyn's stuff back, let me know.

I am seriously tired of this bullshit.