i really need to look into my potential spouse's family history before procreating. i am watching TLC again and this one is about progeria. every time i watch TLC (aside from jon and kate), it's something about genetic disorders, obesity, or some randomly occuring phenomena. i'm getting paranoid that i'm carrying some recessive defective gene ( Read more... )

i have a crush on another short man. another driver from work. another white dude ( Read more... )

brian tried to revive and obviously dead baby baby baby bird today. he kept poking at it, then put it in a cupcake paper with paper towel bedding. it was kind of sweet, but pretty gross. i don't think he washed his hands after handling it either. and the water he touched while trying to feed it does not count ( Read more... )

i lurve! randy and evan on so you think you can dance. they're adorable! and i like phillip and janine and kaitlen and jason. and that latina. i pretty much like everyone ( Read more... )

i went to the restaurant supply store today (looking cute, in case robert m., mi amore was there). i didn't see him, so i mentioned to the lady checking us out (with a huge discount because i said we were with jimmy bean's, holler!), that i have a crush on one of the drivers. she told me that he's having a baby today. oh really? that's cool, i ( Read more... )

i'm going to buy a GPS for my car. i think it will be a good investment, considering how much gas i waste, and how frustrated i get when i am lost ( Read more... )

this is the bullshit i am messaged with ( Read more... )

i'm freaking in love with the kitten that is now my user icon.

my job drains all joy, happiness, and life out of me. i went in around 8:15, i think, and left at 9:45. that's not an hour and a half, that's thirteen hours and a half ( Read more... )

the delivery guy didn't deliver last week. i hope he does this week. i want to make babies with him ( Read more... )