I don't get people. I really don't.

Reading a thread on metaquotes reminded me of a conversation I had once with my mum and grandmother ( Read more... )

Poll Wooo!

This entry serves no purpose. Carry on with your usually schedualled friends list.

Gmail is down.

This is a Day In History.

Everywhere thousands of fen as screaming "OMGWTF" as their browsers bring up "Server Error, Gmail is temporarily unavailable". The rest of us are laughing.

Fun with Googlism, yay!

krystal is a stunning girl who is beautiful inside and out

Lo, I am a Mary Sue!

krystal is one hot cock tease

And a pornstar as well.

krystal is a snake

A Slytherin Mary Sue Pornstar.

krystal is dark and mysterious
krystal is a sign of whats to come

A Dark and Mysterious Slytherin Mary Sue Pornstar of DOOM.

krystal ( Read more... )

Dear Ohio Weather,

I demand a proper spring.

None of this 'winter winter winter winter ICE STORM ICE STORM winter winter winter spri-SUMMER, OH FUCK IT'S HOT' thing.

It's 90 degrees outside. Please fix this.

Meltingly Yours,
Krystal

P.S. It's hot. And I can't sleep. Woe.

It was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike the book.

Marvin rocked.

...And that's about the nicest thing I can say about it.

Title: Things Done While Bored
Topic: Harry/Ron - Nail Varnish
Words:
Rating: G for general silliness. Didn't turn out particularly shippy either.

"But I was bored."
"You know, normal people read books, or go for a walk, or something when they're bored. They don't paint their best mate's nails pink when they're asleep"I found the spell in a book ( Read more... )

1. Boyfriend/girlfriend: No ( Read more... )

Oh, look. Someone picture-bombed customers_suck. How nice.