Come One, Come All!

[bubblyhealer]

ATTENTION ALL

Being Mist's guardian/roommate, I know that once people see her cuteness, they will come flocking to her! So, being her guardian, I have set up this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have the chance to become the boyfriend and/or girlfriend of the one and only MIST.

SO COME QUICKLY! This is a limited time offer!

MIST

can cook
works

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

*can't speak*

[bubblyhealer]

Oh, cute and fluffy vassal! Remember to handle any complaints! I did tell you about this, right?

[no_good_tsuna]

EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! NO YOU DID NOT!

[bubblyhealer]

Oh.

Well, try not to let the stones hit you on the head~

[sexy_swordsman]

...exploiting your roommate for your own amusement and/or personal gain is cruel. not to mention idiotic

[bubblyhealer]

I'm not exploiting her at all! I'm helping her! HELPING!

Oho, I see! You wanted me to do something like this for you too, right? Hmm . . . we'll see~ Don't steal Mist's spotlight!

[sexy_swordsman]

...FVQEROGNEIQRGHE!!! NO. DO NOT DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR ME DDDDDDX

[bubblyhealer]

I can see it already! "ATTENTION ALL--! For a short period of time, Gunter is currently AVAILABLE! PLEASE STEP HERE TO APPLY TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND!!" You'll get lots of hits!

[crimeas_hero]

...Do I even want to know what is going on here?

[[DAMMIT, IKE NEEDS TO REMEMBER MIST IS HIS SISTER. >_>]]

[bubblyhealer]

You lecherous person, you! You have funny hair and act strangely around Mist! YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!!! If you wish to speak to her cordially, I must be there as well to moderate the conversation!

((>>;))

[crimeas_hero]

...And who made you the boss of her life?

[bubblyhealer]

Boss? Oh, no, you've got the wrong idea~ I am simply helping poor Mist find a good boyfriend and/or girlfriend! A good friend, you see.

But you don't change the topic! You have a strange relationship with Mist, I can see that! She always has a funny look on her face when she mentions you!

[mistshine]

SERRA, what are you DOING?

[bubblyhealer]

Helping you, of course! That way you won't be so lonely~

[mistshine]

I'm NOT lonely! And... and I can choose my own boyfriend! Although I don't really want one right now.

[bubblyhealer]

Well, I'll just make sure you know which choices are available!

[copy_wolf]

......

[bubblyhealer]

Though your application was a bit short and strange, it had the respectable air of manliness! And you are also cute and squishy as well! So not only will you be my next vassal, you are also QUALIFIED to become the boyfriend and/or girlfriend of MIST!

CONGRATULATIONS!

[copy_wolf]

... I'm so sorry, miss. I... don't think I am qualified for that. I just... I think your roommate should choose for herself.

... Vassal?

[bubblyhealer]

Of course she'll choose for herself! Just making sure her options are open~ And what is with the lack of self-confidence? Of course you're qualified! You are CUTE and SQUISHY.

Yes, vassal! All you have to do is serve me well, of course.