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[bubblyhealer]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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[mistshine]

O_O

...

S-Serra? You too?!

Um... um...! H-Hold on, I'll... go get some guy clothes for you....

*trying very hard not to look*

[bubblyhealer]

M-Me too?! Are you secretly a man as well?! Oh, Mist! How awful! Do I look like a man? I hate looking like a man. At least tell me I look like a feminine man, like Gunter!

[mistshine]

No, I'm not, but some people around here have been changing.... Y-you look fine. Here, for now, put these on.

((OOC: Mist is giving j00:

Men's Boots
Men's Turtleneck x2
Men's Knit Sweater
Men's Casual Pants x 2
Underpants (set of 2)

... Feel free to complain about them not being designer.

Also, in the meantime, she is paying you back the leftover $103 she owes.))

[bubblyhealer]

-slips on-

Ugh, what are these? They seem like scum clothes. No brand labels or anything!! MEN HAVE NO TASTE IN FASHION!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE LIKE THIS?!?! WITHOUT STYLE!!!?!

[raventhemerc]

...What are you squealing about?

[bubblyhealer]

I A MAN!!! LIKE YOU!!! EXCEPT MORESO!!!

OH ROBIN HELP ME!!

. . . Haha, this is a very funny thing between my legs. What do you call it, Robin?

[raventhemerc]

...Are you... serious?

[bubblyhealer]

OF COURSE I AM SERIOUS I WOULD NOT JOKE TO YOU ABOUT A THING LIKE THIS WHICH MATTER IS GRAVE AND SERIOUS!!!

Now tell me! What is this funny thing?

[elimines_light]

L-lady Serra?

((OOC: "Lucius, you too? ...Ohwait. You're normal." *shot*))

[bubblyhealer]

NO LONGER A LADY. I AM LORD SERRA!!! A-AAHHHH!!!

Wait! Lucius! You're part-man, part-woman! You can explain to me all the funny parts on my body!

[elimines_light]

Yes, Lord Serra...

...P-part-man, part-woman...?

[bubblyhealer]

Yes!! Presumedly you have also once been affected by this strange disease but never fully converted back. SO HOW DO YOU CHANGE BACK?!?

And what is this strange thing between my legs?

[9mm_junkie]

It's called a dick.

[bubblyhealer]

I HAVE NO TIME WITH YOU UNDERLING!! I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SERIOUS CRISIS AT THE MOMENT!!! A MATTER MOST GRAVE AND SEVERE!!

. . . Wait, DID YOU CHANGE INTO A GIRL?!!

[9mm_junkie]

Fuck that shit. I told you, the thing between your legs is called a dick. You piss out of it, among other things.

[bubblyhealer]

YOU HAVE GROWN A NICER AND MORE CORDIAL TEMPERANCE!! YOU MUST HAVE CHANGED INTO A GIRL!! HOW TRAGIC!!!!

[cherrygloves]

...Oh no. It's CONTAGIOUS?!

[bubblyhealer]

ARE YOU A MAN TOO?!?! Th-that explains what you were saying earlier!! A-AHHHH!!

Tell me, quick! Do you know how to change back?!

[cherrygloves]

No... *slump*

It might wear off?

...Or we could investigate... You wouldn't have any idea what or who set it off, would you?

[bubblyhealer]

I do hope it wears off. Or else I will have to become gay.

Hmm, everything was normal . . . I didn't do anything out of ordinary! Except for that one cookie, but it was just a cookie, right?