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[bubblyhealer]

I remembered something Very Important.

I had a fiance of high noble standing. His name is Hector, and he's a Marquess of Ostia, and he's very good-looking (more good-looking than you, Ike), and he used to give me diamonds and pearls and pretty dresses every day. Buckets of them. Because I was very weak and sensitive and delicate. Nobody was

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[raventhemerc]

The Marquess of Ostia?

...And yet... Blast. I can't truly rely on anything this woman claims...

...

[bubblyhealer]

LORD FRUMPYFACE! There you are!

[raventhemerc]

*sigh* What have I told you about calling me that?

[bubblyhealer]

FINE. LORD UGLYPANTS.

[the_grim_heaper]

You expect these people to even give you one yoctogram of their hard-earned spoils? You're off your vector!

[bubblyhealer]

I WANT YOUR VECTORS. AND YOUR YOCTOGRAMS.

[the_grim_heaper]

x = 0. All the open jobs zetta suck, so all I've got is on me right now.

[bubblyhealer]

I-I know! You want to steal my possessions! Thief! Robber! Burglar! Thieeeeeef!

[mistshine]

... Glass jewelry, right?

[bubblyhealer]

No no, it was diamonds and pearls and rubies! Only the best for the great Lady Serra!

[mistshine]

Wow... do nobles really have that much jewelry?

[kittycatpillow]

Just what I would expect from Lady Serra!

Shall I punish the people who give you less-than-perfect jewelry and gowns?

[bubblyhealer]

Of course! After all, I deserve only the very best! I'm sure the buckets will be arriving soon!

[kittycatpillow]

Of course. I will personally inspect all of them.

[elimines_light]

Lord... Hector? Ostia...?

Lord Raymond mentioned--ah!

((Strikes illegible.))

[bubblyhealer]

I am from Ostia! A cleric from Ostia! And Lord Hector probably wanted to marry me very much. Oh, Lord Hector~

[elimines_light]

I wish you the best of luck, then, my lady.