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[bubblyhealer]

I remembered something Very Important.

I had a fiance of high noble standing. His name is Hector, and he's a Marquess of Ostia, and he's very good-looking (more good-looking than you, Ike), and he used to give me diamonds and pearls and pretty dresses every day. Buckets of them. Because I was very weak and sensitive and delicate. Nobody was

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[sonofabat]

Why is being delicate a good thing?

[bubblyhealer]

Because being delicate means you're ladylike, and I'm the epitome of being a lady! Didn't you know that?

[sonofabat]

But being delicate means you're weak. If that's being 'ladylike' then you girls would be better off trying to be more like men.

[bubblyhealer]

I WAS ALREADY A MAN. TWICE. IT WAS HORRIBLE.

[mafia_geek]

I don't think I've ever heard 'delicate' used in such an aggressive manner...

And buckets of jewelry,? Who here (or anywhere?!) would have buckets of jewelry?

((Sorry for the deleted comment.))

[bubblyhealer]

My fiance! He was very rich! Richer than anyone here! He could buy the island if he wanted to!

[vonperfect]

If, at the time, he found you to be very delicate, either he was an absolute fool, or you have considerably changed.

Did I say either or? Because, actually, I'll assume both.

[bubblyhealer]

Who wouldn't find me delicate?

[vonperfect]

Shall we find out how delicate you are?

[bubblyhealer]

WHAAAT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

[ranking_prince]

Aren't you kind of young to be getting married?

[[ psst? >_> ]]

[bubblyhealer]

You may be too young to get married, but I'm not. Especially when my fiance is the noble Lord Hector!

[deserterspride]

Ah... if you have a fiancé... shouldn't you not be proposing to other men?

[bubblyhealer]

A-are you trying to seduce me?!

[deserterspride]

What!? No! Not at all! Where would you get that idea?

[bubblyhealer]

Don't deny it now! You were trying to seduce a poor helpless cleric, weren't you?!