[ o3 ] it's raining, it's po - wait, oh shi - !

[ranking_prince]

I don't feel so good... I feel really heavy and sick.

I hope it stops raining soon...

[[ Backdated ever-so-slightly referring to this. Fuuta's weak to the rain, so, uh, somebody help him plz? ]]

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[bubblyhealer]

NOT TO WORRY, I AM A CLERIC!

Heavy and sick, hmm? I've got it!

YOU MUST BE PREGNANT.

[ranking_prince]

But I'm a boy, and I've never... I think.

[bubblyhealer]

A-hem. I do believe I said I WAS A CLERIC. I know these things.

Ooh, ooh, you could name your child after me if it's a girl! Name it Alexander Tristan Edward if it's a boy!

[ranking_prince]

Who - who is this weird lady? I can't be pregnant, can I? I really hope not.

What's your name, then?

[bubblyhealer]

Where's Tsuna and his drumrolls when I need them?

I am--the GREAT--the GLORIOUS--the BEAUTIFUL--like the scent of fresh roses in the wind! like the soft washing of the tide! like that warm laundry scent after you've washed your favorite shirt!--LAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAddddDDDYYY Serra!

If Tsuna was here, I'd make him sing my theme song, too. So what is your name, parent-to-be?

[ranking_prince]

I should name my child the Great, Glorious, Beautiful Lady Serra? Wait, no! I'm not having a child!

My name is Fuuta. Nice to meet you, Lady Serra kind of. Mostly.

Wait, you know Tsuna-nii?

[bubblyhealer]

Mm . . . . Tsuuuunaaa . . .

A-ah, I mean, hello! Er, I mean, maaaaybe I know him. Don't name your child after him, though. It-It just wouldn't be a good thing to do. Now, my name brings fortune and beauty! Obviously the better choice.

!!! WAIT.

IS TSUNA THE MOTHER?

[ranking_prince]

H - how could Tsuna-nii be the mother if I'm the one who's pregnant?

Aa! No! I'm not having a baby! Aa!

... uh. I still feel really weird...

[bubblyhealer]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Y-YOU'RE GOING INTO CHILDBIRTH?! N-NO! I'M NOT A MIDWIFE!

No, Serra, you must calm down! Deep breaths! YOU MUST BE A PILLAR OF STRENGTH. PIL. LAR. OF. STRENGTH.

LAY DOWN AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS. DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC! DON'T PANIC!

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

[ranking_prince]

Calm down! I'm not having a baby! And I'm definitely not going into childbirth!

[bubblyhealer]

I TOLD you to LIE DOWN and SPREAD YOUR LEGS.

I'll get Alexander Tristan Edward out safely. Don't worry. I'm a cleric. I think.

[ranking_prince]

[ does so because now he's afraid for his sanity ]

Ugh. Why do I get the feeling this is going to be painful?

[baracca_c]

[Um, should I have Dino come in and save these two from what seems a possibly awkward situation or do you both have it covered? XD']

[bubblyhealer]

((IS-IS THERE A SOCIAL ETIQUETTE FOR RPING SITUATIONS LIKE THIS but if you want to jump in I totally wouldn't mind :D the more the merrier and the like))

[ranking_prince]

[[ Enzio~

I'm okay with anything, so join in on the fun. (x ]]

[bubblyhealer]

According to my theory, the baby will arrive in a few minutes.

Yep.

Sooo. Are you comfortable? Do you need anything? A blanket? A drink? I can sing a beautiful lullaby, if you'd like! One must relax in a situation like this!