Check out this little ditty. Sure doesn't sound like the same mop top, ashram-wearing wimps. In fact, you could call this The OJ Theme Song.

Credit for finding this song goes to the great Mario Lanza.

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How the fuck am I supposed to take the Orlando Magic seriously as title contenders when they're coached by Ron Jeremy?

Kip Winger made the claim that his band was the hair metal version of Dream Theater.

Laughable claim or is there merit to this?

Star Trek kicks 9,137 kinds of ass.

That is all.

From my post to blogtard regarding Manny's suspension...

I broke this down to people at work today. Once I read what he took I figured he was suffering from ED. Remember, Manny is a Latino male. Machismo is a very serious thing. So if he couldn't get it up, he probably wouldn't want to take Viagra or Cialis because if anyone found out then he'd look bad. ( Read more... )

Creed has reunited!!!!1

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There's been a ton of instances where a commercial for a video game shows some pretty cut scene, but when you actually play the game the graphics suck ass. Well, when the graphics in the commercial already look like ass, you know that game must really suck balls.

I'm looking right at you, Wolverine.

You fucking bastard :(

So I'm watching a commercial for the new flick "State of Play" and they have this quote, "With a twist you won't see coming."

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Are you retarded?

Of course they'll see the twist coming, idiot! Because YOU TOLD THEM THERE WAS A TWIST IN THE FUCKING MOVIE!!!1

Idiots.