Rachael took a photo of me that I don't hate!


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Did the Netflix thing tonight with sarcazm since summer TV sucks if it's not Thursday. I introduced her to Primer, Sex, Lies, and Videotape and Vision Quest, all three of which she dug. We also caught the new Harry Potter flick Saturday, which I enjoyed and she didn't. I'm wondering if it has to do with whether or not you've read the book, as Half- ( Read more... )

Frank Mir said Brock Lesnar's punches felt like his kid sister jumping on his back and pulling his hair ( Read more... )

If you have siblings and your parents told you they loved you all equally, they are lying. But understand they lie because most people cannot understand the truth. Your parents will always love one child more than the rest. But they doesn't mean they don't love ALL their children a ton.

I resisted for so long, because I knew that if one day I gave in this would happen.

Well, I slipped up...

I played Magic: The Gathering, and I am now addicted.

Somebody kill me, please...

Rachael, why didn't you ever tell me I sound like a hayseed?

A little T-Pain makes everything better...

"Too hot food has been scientifically proven to cause pain."

Really, Einstein? How many scientists did you poll to get that opinion? Did you do a double-blind study? How did you guard against false positives?

Fuck me, they'll give anyone a TV show these days...

When the bride and groom have their first dance to The Notorious B.I.G.'s "Me and my Bitch."

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If it's a lowbrow remake of a Japanese game show.

Wipeout just made me shoot soda out my nose.