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For everyone likes David Elsewhere (the guy that dances crasy and looks all rubbery, he does the stobe light thing too.. thats shit's hot! It's on ebaumsworld.com) He has a new video, this one's longer and he does some fucking cray-Z shit. (I did the "cray-Z" thing because I can't remember how to spell it correctly... because I'm dumb) Here's the ( Read more... )

I arrive in Mobile at 11:37 if my flight is on time.
Brittany, call me if you wake up before 7:40 your time.
If not, I'll see you soon.
I love you.

She put me on Prozac...

I'm going tomorrow to get help ( Read more... )

*You wake up, then you undress. It always is the same ( Read more... )

Which Radiohead song are you?
Fake Plastic Trees
You probably like riding around grocery stores in shopping carts. And it wears you out.

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I took this random phrase: "I bet you cannot catch that lobster with your pants tied really tight and a walrus strapped to your back." I translated it into spanish with an online traslator, and pasted the results into a spanish to english translator. Here's what i got ( Read more... )

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