Happy April 20, everyone! If this date has any significance to you, stop by the greenhouses and I'll give you a special present ;D

Well now that the Romeo and Juliet potion wore off, you know, the one that kills you for 10 hours, I'm feeling a bit better. (5 points extra credit to anyone who saw this coming ( Read more... )

Sometime, during the course of a man's life, he must sit down and ask himself for his identity. As I lay on this foreign bed with a rib jabbing into my diaphragm, I regret that I never had the chance to ask myself that question. The answer has presented itself in any case ( Read more... )

*rubs head* Woke up inside a suit of armor this morning. Madame Rin, I'd like to see you as soon as possible... I seem to have some broken ribs and... *cough* difficulty... breath ( Read more... )

I just had hot sex with Professor Maito, who was a much better lay than Hyuuga Hiashi. We did it in my office on my desk. It was hot and sexy.

Hiashi, I am so over you and your wrinkly body. I had the best ass at Konohogwarts. I totally had dynamic hot love with Maito Gai. And they say once you go bulge, you never go back.

Kankuro, let's go drinking tonight. It's on me.

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As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs
and sit alone and wonder
how you're making out

But as for me I wish that I was anywhere
with anyone
making out

YOUR HAIR IT'S
EVERWHERE
SCREAMING INFIDELITIES
AND TAKING ITS WEAR

Your hair... it's... ;___;

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Some boys have all the luck T______T )

Thank you for the banana bread, Mister Hyuuga, it was marvelous ^___^
You fell asleep last night, so I tucked you in. I hope that was okay! *blushes*

Um... Professor Hatake, has your amnesia cleared yet? You were acting quite strange last night.

And because I really don't know what else to write,

( -___- I gave in )

^___^ Guess what, everyone! I'm not filling out the random question meme!

u__u;; I know it's naive of me, especially since I just got over the last two, but... I'm beginning to feel attraction towards a certain person. A person I probably shouldn't be attracted to. But he wants to court me, and it's so romantic *___* Madame Shizune, I'd like to ( Read more... )

u__u;; After contemplating the state of my life for many hours, drinking countless cups of tea, and consulting my tiger, Mizuki, I've decided I need a new outlet to help me become a better, more well-rounded person and not so much of a pushover.

So next week I'm going to be starting Ninjutsu lessons in the evening! I even get a 4-week trial ( Read more... )

Well I've decided that for the next two weeks, none of my posts will include images of any sort or memes! I'd rather like to have my gluteus maximus stay um... un-kicked.

o__o;; I can't decide whose side I'm on. Can't we all just get along?

Sitting here... available... if anyone wants to come do something... *sigh*