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[buddingwithlove]

I just had hot sex with Professor Maito, who was a much better lay than Hyuuga Hiashi. We did it in my office on my desk. It was hot and sexy.

Hiashi, I am so over you and your wrinkly body. I had the best ass at Konohogwarts. I totally had dynamic hot love with Maito Gai. And they say once you go bulge, you never go back.

Comments

[professor_gai]

.............>_>;;

[buddingwithlove]

Hello, my sexy lover. You have quite a large stamen.

[professor_gai]

..What's stamen? Is that stamina?

[buddingwithlove]

Yes, and also happens to be the male reproductive organ of a flower.

[real_evil_twin]

Gai had sex with you? But you're so...emo!

*grossed out*

[buddingwithlove]

Oh, but I lost my virginity to your brother. That's why I'm so emo.

[real_evil_twin]

Ew my brother is SO GROSS. You're a freak D<. Stay away from my son!

[buddingwithlove]

Gladly!

[snakeysister]

Our Head of House went that low? D:

[buddingwithlove]

I don't need any lip from you.

[snakeysister]

I can't believe you put him under Crucio and raped him.

[buddingwithlove]

I can't either, but it was totally worth it. It'll be you next ^____^

[halfbloodhyuuga]

That's disgusting.

[buddingwithlove]

You're disgusting.

[halfbloodhyuuga]

...?

Yeah. Okay.

Whore.

[real_evil_twin]

D< Neji don't talk to this loser! Ew!

[kuredwine]

Ew. Poor Gai. I hate him but even he deserves better. :(

[buddingwithlove]

Go back to your gross Hyuuga fuckbuddy. I mean fiancé.

[kuredwine]

Don't be jealous~ ♥