hey aboreal jesuists of latter day bohemia--you're on notice.

Amanda (taste_of_amanda )  wrote these.  God love her.

Neal,
The one and only,
   Who writes haikus.
It's seems like watching you,
   Is better than the world news.
Your braces shine,
    In the rain and snow.
Your dark brown eyes,
    Make me scream like woah.
You're a great man,
   Who can totally breakdance.
Seeing you walk,
   Sends me in a trance.
Oh,
     The one and ( Read more... )

the witch's malice was surpassed only by her love of quilting.

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1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Captain's log: stardate june 4th 2005.

the bemanithon 2 qualifying songs are as follows:
Frozen Ray
So In Love
Pink Rose
V for Extreme (heavy)
Irresistablement

so, gentlemen of TRT, practice them like there is no tomorrow whatsoever.

captain out.

surgeon general's warning: smoking may make you look cooler than you actually are.

capri pants - the most promiscuous garment of the 1800s.

a haiku:

big conspiracy
cover-ups, deceit and lies;
stretchy elbow skin.

some songs can just manipulate my emotions like nothing else can. music might be my favorite thing in the world, more so than food or women or sleep or anything ( Read more... )