Madskill333: yea but how much do you KNOW about the pear
Madskill333: the history of the pear???
Buffet Of Hate: i do beleive i know something about the history of our friend the pear
Madskill333: what is that?
Buffet Of Hate: an incredible taste for pears dates back to ancient times. the alluring fruit even captured the praise of the well-known greek ( Read more... )

happy eviction notice day.

a haiku:

she asked "asl?"
i was like "oh, bitch puh-LEASE!".
i think she blocked me.

my face is very close to the pavement.

not dangerously close, but still pretty close.

in lieu of a better update, you are simply offered this one.

i've found love--and she will be mine...in 7-10 business days. you see, she's one of those russian mail-order brides. she's perfect.

When I smile, she sees her reflection in my braces;

love at first sight

heart2kNAOMI

what is happiness? the smell in sancho's van.

You're never too young to have a Vietnam flashback!

says with assertive gratitude>> "learning annex".