i asked her if she fancied me a sailor, and she in return asked me if i felt her use of the queen's english was up to snuff.

but i suppose one should come to expect these things at the baldwinsville post office.

well then, back to tacoma. i'll pretty much be back thursday. i'm genuinely looking forward to drinking airplane water.

//also, one should never describe their sense of style with the word "yummy", nor should one describe conversation with the word "delicious". food adjectives should simply remain used only in reference to food.

Women were invented in 1224 by a lonely dutch barber.

says with hesitant intrigue>>"copious amounts of sturgeon meat"

help a good cause. please.

dear jamster.com,

you suck. we all hate your commercials. the content they bare is offensive for a myriad of reasons. they will occaisionally will irritate me to such a degree that i start to shake and scream.

warm regaurds,

neal

No matter how good you think oatmeal is when you start eating it, by the third or fourth bite, you'll be sick of it.

signature series,
what makes you so much better?
the other's good too...

african herbsman,
may i have some of your herbs?
your hut smells so nice.

great water bison,
how majectic you are.
you inspire me.

I'd like to vote no on all accounts.

dear ugly painting
like lunchtime espionage
you scare me a lot

syrum in my veins
you make my organs break down
leave my system please

good sir, that mustache
it should really go away
shave it off right now

I don't like you, and I don't like what you stand for, but if we want to win this three-legged race, we're going to have to work together.