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[bullsit]

Hey, Mayfield, it's me again, and that me is Tavros, oh, wow, I am already messing this up.

Now that I think you are done with your human mating thing, and I am pretty certain the brain-consuming disease is gone, or at least I hope it is gone, and I am not currently suffering from it, but I don't think I am because I am not feeling flushed for

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[cramschoolgod]

I imagine you could start by sending more coherent messages across the network.

[bullsit]

Yes, I think that would probably definitely help, a lot, but I am used to communicating with, um, text, more, and so talking, all of the time, is kind of, uuh, difficult, and I can't really read what I am about to say, before I say it, so sometimes it comes out all kinds of wrong.

[cramschoolgod]

Huh. Well, I suppose you could write it down and then recite it as a speech. After all, if Stephen Hawking can do it, so can you. [Or maybe not, if it pertains to physics.]

[bullsit]

Oh, wow, that sounds like it would take a really long time, and all, but I will try and work on my talking, even if I don't know who, um, Stephen Hawking is.

[bullsit]

Yeah, it has already been established that I am, um, extremely uncool, at this point, by several people. Which, I probably should have expected, but I did not have the foresight to, um, think that through before I asked the question.

Who are the Americans, though? Are they more, uh, aliens?

[bullsit]

Heh, yes, you can definitely say that again, in a manner which would re-emphasize how true it is, and perhaps for even more value, add in, maybe, some sick beats and rhymes, to compliment your point.

Oh okay, so the Americans are a type of human. That makes, um, more sense than what I said.

[anastynastya]

I was wondering the same thing.

I have the feeling that it must not be something very nice, though, because I remember an announcement for a summer party a few months ago that said something like "be there or be square."

[bullsit]

Wait, so, to achieve a status of, um, not-square, you have to appear at a certain event? Do they, uh, hand out something that would get rid of the squareness?

[anastynastya]

They never passed out anything but they did lock us up in a car for several hours with a complete stranger. I'm still not sure if that cured me of "squareness" or not.

[bullsit]

I wonder if, um, attempting that now, would work again, and perhaps cure me of any left-over rectangular inclinations? Though, I guess the problem here, would be finding both a car, and a complete stranger.

[justice_smells]

The Mayfield humans are insulting you, Tavros? There is quite simply no reason you should stand for that! Let them know how Rufio feels!

[bullsit]

Er, okay, I think I will inform them that Rufio would, um, indeed be pretty upset they are calling him, any number of shapes, as he is actually made, uh, troll-shaped.

[justice_smells]

That's the spirit! If Rufio had a shape due to being real and not made up, he wouldn't be very squaresque at all!

[bullsit]

Whatever the opposite of a square, is definitely what he would be. So I guess, that would be a circle, or an imaginary circle, as per him being not real.

[frogsicles]

Maybe they want to eat you. 'Cuz my creepy mom talks about eating square meals all the time...

[bullsit]

[cirno.

what.]

Uuuuuuuh, that is way worse, than what anyone else has said, and now I think, I am actually sort of worried.

[frogsicles]

[no regrets]

It's okay! If they try to eat you, just beat 'em up!

[bullsit]

[worst fairy friend of all time]

I am, uh, not really sure I can do that, regardless of whether they are trying to eat me, or not.