[4UD1O HOOK/Phone]

Why didn't anybody tell me about this spectacular human technology called crayons? It's like a bouquet of flavors, all with a melty chocolatey texture. I can save all the chalk I bought with them for actual drawing. I am beginning to suspect that this place will spoil me rotten, aside from when it decides to do weird stuff!

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[Phone]I have a question for any humans and/or non-humans who have more experience than me and my friends! It's something I doubt hasn't come up before, so it should be very easy to explain ( Read more... )

[Something is wrong when she wakes up. It takes her a moment to place it. Weird decor. Room clearly not on an asteroid. No horns. Not smelling anything other than an absurdly weak whiff of freshly laundered cloth. Hm...

Oh, right. Eyes. She kicks the stuffed honeybeast off her bizarre human bed right out the conveniently open window.]An abduction ( Read more... )