i can't stand it. this shitty little online site i just recently joined has been down for HOURS upon HOURS for a "server upgrade." i'm beginning to feel withdrawal symptoms. they're also screwing me over on a recent promotion they had for a free $50 for just playing a certain number of raked hands in $1/$2 or higher seven card stud games. i ( Read more... )

...if only b/c they're so useless and such a waste of time. but then again i have plenty of time to waste. so as i wait for the uconn/syracuse game on tv i'm gonna go through these and comment on them.

You Know You're From Connecticut When...

You have hiked up a big hill or small mountain at least once for a keg party. (true; very first ( Read more... )

Animal Factory (2000) R- this is the sophomore film for steve buscemi in the director's chair. it's a strong and apparently honest look at prison life (which will make just about any man watching this movie want to scream out loud in terror "I WILL NEVER EVER GO TO PRISON!"). a lot of sexual undercurrents are awash throughout it, but never ( Read more... )

but i'm only doing this right now b/c i'm constipated and bored, to be honest ( Read more... )

Old School (2003) UR- this was a serious surprise for me and exceeded all expectations as a comedy. i didn't think it'd hold up to the standards of such great all-time college comedies as P.C.U., Revenge of the Nerds, and the godfather of them all Animal House...but this movie sure can be proud to stand tall amongst these giants of the crude ( Read more... )

Emmett's Mark (aka, Killing Emmett Young (video title)) [2002] R- i really do. i mean the guy is the most overrated running back in the history of the nfl and yet he will go on to become known as one of the best ever. and all b/c he had a huge front line of fatasses in dallas to plow anyone down in his way for him along with a very good QB which ( Read more... )

that's the name of the first track off of a CD that i treasure very much so with my heart and soul. i remember many a good night when i first got it off of WUSC-FM (in south carolina) how it would lull me to sleep with its beautiful and simplistic beats and clicks and semi-symphonies ( Read more... )

well...the server to the poker room i was playing at just crashed and it won't let me log back in. which might be a good thing as i made a rookie/moron mistake by overbetting a made low in Omaha H/L. this is not a good thing, especially when it's Pot Limit and the person you just bet into had been raising and betting the pot since the beginning ( Read more... )

or so they say...i really don't believe in posting poetry in online journals. most of it is pure shit. undeserving of even being placed upon the paper it was written or typed onto. but the past two weeks have just gotten to me a little bit. so i'm going to post these two shit for shit poems i wrote a few years back only b/c it may help me vent ( Read more... )

i fucked it all up. there were probably at least three to five different ways to play it. i thought i played it correctly. i more or less did. maybe a little less. what surprised me was the sudden quickness in which i heard the "i call" to my 400 dollar bet into a pot that i had currently locked. as we flipped the cards the final one was the ( Read more... )