THE SHADES are missing, feared destroyed. Plans are in motion for the construction of a replacement pair, but only time will tell.

A combination of boredom and irrational hatered as I was perusing an image board back in the day compelled me to draw picture after picture of a single motif: dicks on fire. My reign of TERROR only lasted a few days, but I have finally reclaimed the collected works of my rampage to be saved here, for posterity:

( O-M-G, not worksafe! )

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Scene: I am up late, working on things when little sister (age 19) returns home from a small party with some old friends with her boyfriend. They've spent the entire day sequesterd in her bedroom but "nothing happened" she swears. Uh huh. Anyway, she walks in and she's having trouble standing up as well as behaving like a total goon ( Read more... )

I met her brother for the first time this weekend. He's the best possible combination of friendly southern loon. He called me a Yankee Doodle in reference to my cooking. Seriously.

Also, my Aunt Marylin went nuts (again). I'll have to write about her some day.

I had celery for lunch today.

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I could use 10,000 dollars

It went alright, but I got kind of psyched out because as I was driving there I heard someone call in to the radio and asked if they could hear some Sammy Hagar.

The DJ's response? NO >:(.So of course I'm totally laughing at the poor old broad who called in when he plays it anyway. That can't be a good omen no matter what way you look at it ( Read more... )

So I'm back home from Conneticut which was too awesome to talk about which is just as well considering talking about e-parties is SO 2001. Anyway the last few days have been pretty much self-analysis and working out so here's my resolutions for 2005 ( Read more... )

My costume is almost done and it is so awesome. You will all be rocked (like hurricanes ( Read more... )