THE HORMONE HOSTAGE THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE TIMES IN A WOMAN'S LIFE WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOY FRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!


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We made it! Today is 24 weeks, which is important because it is considered the point of viability for twins!!! So if something horrible happens, they can still (most likely) save the babies independent of me! Yippie!

And.... my belly button has officially given up. It's been fighting to exist, but this morning, there is no question. It's gone. Bye ( Read more... )

 Someone found a name for our election process for this year.

Electile Dysfunction (ED) : The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

Time for fourth meal! :)

Here's the link to the interview with the "Bigfoot Hunters".  Proof that posting something on the internet can be dangerous.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/17246564/detail.html?treets=atl&tid=2659748569813&tml=atl_12pm&tmi=atl_12pm_1_11000208212008&ts=H

In personal news, I've hit a "wow.... we're growing" phase again. I'm SOOO tired. I've gotten NOTHING ( Read more... )

Just a quick note to share that:

1. I'm huge. HUGE. And I'm only one third the size they expect me to get. Ack!
2. I'm workin' my butt off! But I am loving it.
3. The KG party is this weekend. I have 20 people for a plated dinner party..... OH DEAR GOD!!!! I really hope it is awesome, as it is NOTHING like the halloween party I usually throw! :)
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 GRRRRRR..... all I'm asking for is gosh darn common  courtesy.... but no. Too much to ask for. GRRRRRRRRR.

Off to continue cleaning and decorating my house for Saturday......I'm such a sucker.

Everything goes south again....

I'm so fuckin' done. I just want a LITTLE bit of a chance to dig out of the first hole before the second one opens up underneath of me.

And thankfully, it's not medical (other than the bills associated with it) issues causing this response.... though the stress of "oh my god twins...." is definately still a part of it ( Read more... )

We've been cleaning and found some items that are free to a good home ( Read more... )

GO SEE THIS MOVIE...... PAY FULL PRICE...... GO NOW!!!!

This is one of those movies that you will want to tell your children and grandchildren you saw in the theatre way back when. It's worth the money, even when movie tickets are almost $15 a person. This is cool, fun, scary, deep, errie, and WELL WORTH WHATEVER THEY COULD CHARGE FOR IT.

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Whew. We got to spend the weekend in Tennessee with the family, as we don't ever know how long I'll be allowed to travel. It was a good weekend. We managed to find a good answer to the stroller issue, at least for the first year. We also inherited a crib from my parents, so we have the two cribs we need now. Both are traditional cribs, so we'll ( Read more... )