Bloody hell. I can't go in my own living room. Am being terrorised by a wasp. I just don't have the skills for swatting. I can't hit something moving towards me in a stright line, let alone something with an erratic flight pattern and a bad temper.

Just got back from our trip to Amsterdam. Should I say, from our weekend in the Red Light District. Because the funny thing is, no matter how many corners you turn, you never seem to escape from the place. You can spend a weekend wandering around the same ten streets ( Read more... )

Graduated last week. Now have no excuse for being in a shitty job, and cannot use the 'student' getout clause which was possibly the best aspect of the whole university experience ( Read more... )

Can't wait until Saturday. I love going to London, especially on my own. Makes me feel so damn independent. Which is desperately sad for a 21-year-old, I realise.

When you're sad and feeling blue, with nothing better to do,
just don't sit there feeling stressed, take a trip on the NATIONAL EXPRESS...

Let's go

English essays. Bah. There's no right or wrong answers, they tell you, but all that really means is every tutor has his own idea of what the right answer is. One says your essay's too one-sided, the other chastises you for sitting on the fence. And so on and so on. I feel like I'm standing on a bloody see-saw. And considering how much ice-cream I' ( Read more... )

Soooo....what is going on with me right now? I'm struggling with my English degree, greatly fearing the end of my English degree, smoking myself into a purple haze, eating masses of fruit and of Ben and Jerry's (in my mind, they cancel one another out), surfing the net a lot and noting that everyone out there claims to be an artist, a musician or a ( Read more... )

Fuck. I thought an empty diary was the most daunting thing imaginable. I was wrong. It's an empty online diary. I mean, this is the internet we're dealing with here! It's fucking infinite! Never again will I be scared by a blank piece of paper.

Actually, maybe this is better exam preparation than I thought...feel less guilty now...