My pussy cat was scratching out on my back door ( Read more... )

Jiraiya~! Where are you, lazybones? Let's go out somewhere!

[ooc: Tsunade is young again, and she's acting it too. This is pre-Dan and pre-Nawaki's death, so she's a pretty happy camper.]

Oh dear me! The fires have finally died down, and there's just so much to do! There's messes to clean up, rubble to clear, damages to be reported, and paperwork to be filed! But don't worry, I'll take care of everything, have no fear!

Though, does anyone have anything a little more...covering? I can't work with my chest hanging out like this!

What do you have to do to get a decent poker game around here?

Hmmm, it took a while, but I finally found something to wear to the beach party that the brat has planned.

( Who knew finding a bathing suit would be so difficult? )

JIRAIYA. If I didn't feel like kissing you back, I'd be kicking your ass from here all the way back to Konoha.

...but I still will if you don't stop groping me.

Thank goodness that bodyswitching is over and done with.

( Private//hackable to the Sannin if they so choose )

I want my body back. NOW.

Damnit, I don't even have chakra in this body, and this eyepatch is bothering me.

I need a drink.

So this is where some of my ninjas disappeared to, huh? And why didn't any of you take me with you? Shizune's been on my ass like crazy with so many people gone!

Oh yeah. Who the hell was that little punk in the moving shoes that slapped some ugly sticker on my breasts? Once I catch him, I'm going to teach the brat some manners!