"Soda is a lot of empty carbs. You know, if you stop drinking soda, you start to lose three to five pounds a year ( Read more... )

I really have no excuse or explanation for that title ( Read more... )

Copied from xanga ( Read more... )

The damn little foxes always look the same ( Read more... )

Synopsis of the past few xanga entries ( Read more... )

Andrew: but that's a good one, perhaps we should keep that in mind for next time
Me: lol
Me: oh andrew, we're terrible.
Andrew: oh no, we're only terrible if he ever finds out

No, this is not going to be an educational story to help children learn about the important role of proteins in our bodies ( Read more... )

My heart goes out to Londoners ( Read more... )

I have yet to decide whether or not I like pinatas. I like how they look, so colorful and cute, but I hate smashing them to little bits, just like I hated killing our OM fairy godmother/dragon after the World's competition, because I feel bad for inanimate objects. But then pinatas are designed to be smashed, they exist for that purpose only, so I ( Read more... )

Thus far I've been successfully establishing a way of communication between my grandmother and my friends. I've prepared each party as to how they should speak and what to expect in return. Optimally, the dialogue should go something like this ( Read more... )