It's been 2 months since J said "yes" and what a surreal 2 months it has been planning for the wedding which, incidentally, is more than a year away! J's all psyched up and excited of coz (which is really great!), but methinks she's way ahead of the gorilla right now! For one, she seems to instinctively know so much about weddings that it's kinda ( Read more... )

Heh, I was mucking around with this face recognition thingy and it churned out these surprise celebrity matches for my gorilla mien. Muahahaha!


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I wonder how some folks come up with their blog nicks ... other than the obvious ones like IWannaGoodShag and buzz_cut (not related of coz). LOL! I bet there's an interesting story behind some, unlike real-life names which are mostly given to us ... and yes, some poor sods do end up with rather unfortunate real-life names like "Chow Chee Wai" or " ( Read more... )

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Many moons back, I wrote about "nice" guys who finish last when it comes to chasing after the gal of his dream. These chaps are mostly harmless and kinda unfortunate really, but inex's recent post got me thinking about another breed of guys who are far more treacherous to women. Uh-huh, guys who repeatedly cheat on their wives and gfs ... hardened ( Read more... )

Heh, with the Academy Awards just around the corner, methinks the time is, erm, ripe for the Gorgeous Globes (all two of them!) Awards ... a cheeky gorilla's tribute to Hollywood's leading ladies who deserve horny honorary mention. *ahem* So guys, please give a long, erm, standing ovation to these fine babes actresses. Heheh! Here are the tongue-in ( Read more... )

I've been negotiating with my boss for fewer overseas assignments this year coz, frankly, 2005 was quite a roller-coaster year for gf and me, what with me being MIA so often. Well, he finally agreed on the condition that I take on additional industries in my business development role. So effective 2006, I have local construction and manufacturing ( Read more... )

Buzz: "Mom, J and I are engaged!"
Mom: "Wah! FINALLY!!!Buzz ( Read more... )

Last night, my baby whispered a single syllable in my ear and it was the sweetest sound I've ever heard. It sent my head spinning, my heart dancing ... and I can't wipe the silly grin off my face even now. I'm wide awake in dreamland. More later ... for now I just wanna float on cloud nine. It's like my whole life was spent in anticipation of this ( Read more... )

Man, I really hate mommy's boys! Remember the moronic P-plate driver who rammed into my car? Guess what, he frigging gets his mommy (yes, MOMMY!) to call me! The conversation started off fairly decent with her being apologetic, but it soon went downhill when she insinuated I was speeding, which is why her precious 18-year-old son sissy couldn't ( Read more... )