Took wifey out for a nice dinner last night to celebrate our one-month anniversary. Can ya believe it peeps? The gorilla's been married for one whole month already! Woah mamma ( Read more... )

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Ken called last week demanding that I free up the entire weekend before my ROM, then Pete issued the very same order the next day. Heheh, ya don't have to be a mind reader to know what these two dickheads are up to. Can you peeps guess? Let's just say there better be plenty of booze and, y'know, general "debauchery"? Kekeke! An entire weekend and ( Read more... )

Heh, got this in the email from my buddy...

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Sigh, my conversation with J last night went sometime like this...


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Heh, I know it's mean to laugh at your buddy's marital woes (especially if they're of the bedroom variety), but when recently-wed Kevin (Kev) lamented about his sad state of aural sex to Mike and me during a boys night out, we choked on our beer which came right back out through our nostrils! Uh-huh, that's aural sex (or the lack of it!) as in ( Read more... )

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New year, new post, new look LJ ... but same ol' cheeky gorilla. Tough luck! LOL! Yo, how are ya all? Been a while huh? And before you ask ... nope, I've not eloped with J and secretly exchanged quickie vows at some Las Vegas chapel (she wouldn't hear of it), nor am I daddy to a rugby team of lil' gorillas (yet!) ... and yes, we're still very much ( Read more... )

Heh, some gal pals have been pestering me to spill the beans about getting engaged ... specifically, how does a cheeky gorilla go from swinging wildly tree-to-tree (*ahem*) to eventually arriving at the mother of all trees (the Big M!) and, more importantly, how will they know if their guy is ready for marriage and how can they speed him along if ( Read more... )

Alamak, while helping to spring-clean this gorilla's den over the weekend, J stumbled upon a stash of, erm, "offline pr0n" I'd long forgotten about in the deep deep recesses of a drawer! Wahpiang, lidat she also can find ah? Scary! Yup, J unearthed some mags and VCDs of, erm, high graphic and entertainment value featuring adventurous Jap babes with ( Read more... )