Somehow I always end up with Danna's lighters, which is strange because I haven't seen her in a while. But me and Joanna know better than to ask if we can visit her at work, because Mindy will definitely say no. That'll be alright, though, cause we probablly only paid half of what we owed at Thai Ocha and we're trying to find someone's credit card ( Read more... )

A gorgeous girl came up to me in New Orleans and told me I was the hottest guy she had seen so far. Then she asked me to make out with her and her friend. Another girl danced with me in the middle of the street and said I was cute. Another beauty gave me a test tube shot from her mouth. I drank hurricanes and hand grenades and as much beer as ( Read more... )

In case you were wondering, we get VIP treatment at the hookah bar, and that includes getting nearly everything free and sitting in the reserved section. So what if the cocktails we ordered turned out to be bananna smoothies. Bring your own beer and request a techno song called 'to the club' and you'll be just like Trisha except you'll have beer. ( Read more... )

Cheering up Joanna is easy when your laying in the front lawn of house 1908, offering her part of your 40oz and cuddling with Nadia aka cutie mccutester, and getting teased by a girl named heather with a bag that didn't really have weed in it. The chinese guy in the van came to the party. Whatcha gonna say? We almost got hit by the train and if ( Read more... )

My question: 'I never dealt with this before. Can somone get over something like that?'

The reply: 'My answer is yes. It's not a passive thing, you know. You have to work it out of you. Or something has to. Someone. If you're lucky, you meet a woman who finally obliterates all trace of the one who-who came before. Or knocks the memory down to a ( Read more... )

fuck you for doing that when I am 1880.32 miles away from her. fuck you.

Ask kevin about the college kids trying to ride with the cowboys. Ask him about the knife fight and what your thinking about wasn't really forty-five seconds, More like five minutes. Ask Mindy about camel point negotiations and how I'm so clever. They have a bathroom in the back of wal-mart next to layaway and I never knew that. I talked with ( Read more... )

it's not fair. my heart hurts. maybe I am just really lame, but I think that if I could make you understand anything, I would at least matter to you a little. help me up.

'brandon drank all my beer, so bring your own.' you probablly couldn't handle drinking games with me and sarah. we don't mess around, but we'll stumble outside to smoke and read dirty books on family health. garage sale! That isn't worth five dollars. how bout a cocunut with a flower on it? put some alcohol in there and you got yourself a deal. ( Read more... )

Blue Hawaiian, Peach, Melon, Sangreia, Strawberry- about three bottles of each flavor boonesfarm, that's fifteen bottles being passed around at the same time, nonstop between five people. We smoked the fuck out the hotel room, and yeah, I was that trashed. Who wouldn't like me sounding like that? Whatever. Tally, Laura, and I like watching the ( Read more... )