I've managed to get the manacles removed and I have earned the right to walk freely around the yard but I am still unable to scale the tall barbed-wire security fence that surrounds the complex without being cut down by the assault rifle wielding guards ( Read more... )

Hello again everyone. I've missed you. The real story of my absence is that I didn't have a steady internet connection for about a year. I moved in with some crazy teenagers in an ill-fated attempt to cling to my youth and feel like I did when I was a younger man. We had a hard enough time just paying the utilities and so internet was out of the ( Read more... )

If you are wondering if I've dropped off the face of the earth or something then you are correct. After falling for something like five hours I splashed down into a large body of water. I lost consciousness from the impact and woke up alone on a deserted island. Strangely enough, the island had a manhole. I tried my damnedest but couldn't get the ( Read more... )

still playing guitar
still drinking the liquor
still smoking the weed
still tending bar

And I'm trying to

stop driving my car
start doing push-ups in the morning
have an adult relationship

I miss you all.

My first day at Louie's I watched my boss fire my friend Kristiana. Ever since then I've had this sneaking suspicion that I might also suffer a similar fate. It's been bothering me for a while now but lately I've had a revelation. In the immortal words of Big Ben- Fuck It ( Read more... )

My internet connection is no more and will not be returning in the near future- so here's a coffee-shop-iMac-before-work version of my life so no one wonders whether or not I've died ( Read more... )

The excessive Alcohol consumption of late has burned a large hole in my pants where my wallet used to be. That, coupled with the fact that nothing in my life was getting accomplished, has led me back to my old friends Coffee and Marijuana ( Read more... )

I think I finally kicked that cold that I've had all week. I've been exhausted and crabby. I think that the lack of booze is also affecting me. Sometimes it's hard not to go to the supermarket after work for cheap booze. Today it wasn't that hard ( Read more... )

I jumped off a cliff and then swam across a lake. My life is very different than it was a year ago.

Yes barkeep, I'll surely have another. To the witches, the goblins, and the trolls.

Roll me through the gates of hell. With mud on my boots and blood on my jeans. Please. And I'll be back in your daughter's dreams.

-Mischief Brew

Fuck authority. Fuck rules. Fuck america.

What has become of us? We used to be so free. We did we trade it for? Why do we think that safety is better than freedom? Are we really safe? Are you really safe?

There may come a time when we will need to leave this country. I'm ready. Are you?