Being a bartender is kinda like being a rockstar. People like you no matter how much of an asshole you are and you don't really have to do very much most of the time. The only time its work is when the lunch rush arrives and then even though its work, it's still fun ( Read more... )

Red liquid in bag. The mushroom child once had a bag of water. Or maybe a bag of water once had him. We all thought that he was going to pop it and spill it all over himself and after all- he was on mushrooms. But he never did. The bag remained intact all night. It was ziploc ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I start my new job. All the fear that I had about this change has been replaced with excitement. It's finally happening. This is what I've wanted, isn't it ( Read more... )

So I thought maybe that the Bandits were done. I was worried really. I thought the party was over. I was wrong ( Read more... )

Today I will finish the great work I started when I returned from Santa Cruz ( Read more... )

So there's this girl at work... She drives me crazy. I'm sure that she likes me, but today she was playing coy. Cold, cold, cold, all fucking day. No smiles, no eyes. Then, right as I leave for home, her face lights up for the first time in eight hours and she says goodbye with stars in her eyes ( Read more... )

New clothes, new apartment, new job.. new person? Nope. Same fuck-up, different year. Things are looking up but I still need to get a hold of my life. Things can change quickly, or not at all.

The girl I'm chasing hasn't called me back. I'm gonna keep chasing her.

Well, I'm not gonna get any better at playing the guitar by not playing it.

I woke up this morning hung-over after a long night of broken halos, a steel reserve, and another fatty wino bottle of barefoot merlot. I gave the ladies the bed and Zander the big couch. I slept on the little couch and immediately upon waking (12:30ish) I picked up the phone and called Steve, the manager and new owner of Louie's Bar and Grill. He ( Read more... )

The credit card that was "still technically valid" is now "no longer valid" but the job search is going well. I got a haircut and a new set of interview clothes. I'm a consumer whore (and how!). I'm going to get an interview for Louie's Bar and Grill and I know someone that knows the owner. Pretty fucking lucky really. Might lead to the ultimate ( Read more... )

Job Search - Day 1 ( Read more... )