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[caffeinepenguin]

I just submitted a story to McSweeney's. I don't expect them to publish it on the site, but it's worth a shot. If you're interested, I have the story behind the cut. I hope you enjoy it. That's pretty much the theme of the story.

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[jenwritesthings]

That story was so great that it made me want to eat a grilled cheese sandwich. Unfortunately, the bread that I own is moldy. I tried to make the sandwich anyways and I actually suceeded. I mean, sure it was green and fuzzy but it was still a sandwich, nevertheless. I continued to eat the sandwich with great joy, that is, until I received a fatal blow to the stomach by the mold. Now I am dead, hungry, and unsatisfied. Thanks a lot, RICHARD.

Um, wanna hang out during Thanksgiving break? Please?