KONOHAMARU'S CELLPHONE.

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I'm really getting tired of the freezing weather. Who's with me? Last time I checked, I thought the sewer steam and car exhaust was supposed to warm the globe, but it's only way colder than it was last year. Care to explain that, anyone ( Read more... )

Name: Konohamaru Sarutobi.
Age: Fifteen.
PB Model: Takeda Kouhei.
Position: Host Club lackey.
Sexual Preference: Konohamaru is obsessed with boobs, but tends to idol worship men. He's definitely an inexperienced virgin all around, though.

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