Tomorrow, September 19th, is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.  If you are in my crew, participation is mandatory.  That's right, me buckos, ye must all talk like proper pirates throughout the day, providin it don't get ye fired or excommunicated.

Let it never be said that ol' Cap'n Will don't have a heart.

That's right, all day.  From 00:00 hrs ( Read more... )

Look, here are the facts for those of you who haven't been around that long:

1.  Believe it or not, I am a Christian.  I didn't say I'm a good one.

2.  I have read the Bible from cover to cover.  No skipping, even the "begats."  From Genesis to Revelation, plus the different books not recognized by the majority of the Protestant churches.

3.  I ( Read more... )

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Before I continue, I want to make it perfectly clear why I'm making this post.  Some of you who frequent my blog are not going to agree with this at all.  That's perfectly fine.  I don't expect to change people's views, or sway their opinion to match mine.  That isn't what this country is about, and even though I may not agree with your ideas, you ( Read more... )

This one goes out to Heath and Ann, as I don't expect anyone else to get it.  No point in explaining, you kinda had to be there.

"You want some... torrential rain?"

"You want some... floodin'?"

"You want some... coffee?"

-Tropical Storm Fay

I'm starting a new series on things I overhear stupid people saying.  And here's your first one ( Read more... )

It's been a while since Cap'n made a post. Normally, I like to do something a little patriotic for the 4th of July, but I were in St. Arrrgustine drinking too much beer and rubbing elbows with historical types. I'll make a bigger post about that, later, when I get all me pics in order ( Read more... )

So to tide you buggers over, I stumbled upon a funny little youtube vid that mixes one thing I love and one thing I'm not that crazy about into a magnificent train-wreck of glory!

Monty Python and Fullmetal Alchemist (respectively)!

Enjoy it or I'll hit you with a hammer.

Click to view

I just found out that George Carlin died last night of heart failure.

Here's a link, because LJ is run by Russians, and thus everything is broken: http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/06/comedian-george.html

He was my favorite comedian.

God rest his soul,

All right, I've been tagged again because I haven't posted in a few weeks.  But I warn you, these will be the most smart-assed answers I can come up with !

A-ATTACHED OR SINGLE? Single, I have no conjoined twin... that I know of.
B-BEST FRIEND? Well, I don't know if I'm the best friend, but I like to think I'm a pretty good one.
C-CAKE or PIE? Pie ( Read more... )