"well i've seen little people before, but wow... what are you"
followed directly by
"you know i'm looking at you and you know what i'm thinking about right now? sex."

a goodfriend samantha is moving to NEW YORK NEW YORK within/about a month! she needs a room/roommate/mates! if you or your friends fit this description contact me ASAP STAT!!!!

THANKS & SINCERELY

MCM!!!

"MZYKADJKAUUDLKKSHHHHDKKKJJFHHH"
"pardon?"
"MZYKADJKAUUDLKKSHHHHDKKKJJFHHH"
"uh i'm sorry i don't speak polish"
"you'll be dead in five years"
"sorry, what?"
"CIGARETTE MGLORKLIKEN"

i went to the bronx zoo yesterday & discovered all sorts of signs & wonders ( Read more... )

"like i guess shit bugs me out but i guess i don't really think about the undead that much"

AUGUST IS ALWAYS THE WORST MONTH! and april was pretty bad too -- MAYBE IT'S THE LETTER A ( Read more... )

THAT TIME SPACE THING REALLY WORKS! TOMORROW IS SATURDAY - WHICH MEANS SUNDAY IS THE NEXT DAY - WHICH MEANS A B.E.A.S.T. MEETING APPROACHES AND THERE IS MUCH ON THE AGENDA!!

hail Him!

MORE TO COME

quiz matt took, and obviously i took too.


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"DUDE I'D TOTALLY HATE FUCK MY CLONE"

SHE WAS A BEAST ON LOVE BOAT

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