KYLE! was the kid in all of my undergrad history classes from levittown who got really hot thinking about the forefathers of this great nation and buying a new polo shirt at aeropostale. KYLE! tucked in said polo shirt, and had a really really super haircut. KYLE! was really really smart, but never had any aspirations beyond moving back to ( Read more... )

DONT YOU WISH YOU WERE THE MEAT IN A GLENN TIPTON KK DOWNING SANDWICH?!

TO SEE
TO BLEED
CANNOT BE TAUGHT
IN TURN
YOU'RE MAKING US
FUCKING HOSTILE

WE STAND ALONE!!!

holyshit i did like 4 different things today. i haven't been this productive in months. i think i need a fucking nap.

ACRONYMS are supposed to help you remember stuff. like LIPA stands for LONG ISLAND POWER AUTHORITY. and POWER stands for PEOPLE OPENING the WORLDS EYES to REALITY. maybe i need to use an acronym to remember to do some shit like to get TIXX for meary and pay my $115 parking ticket ( Read more... )

i got high and went to the park with a copy of THE PRINCE. i walked around in circles and found what looked like a scalp. maybe it was just a lot of hair though? totally.
NYPIRG asked me if i liked to "party hard" - we'll see if that means i got the job.
i have to go meet melissa at her job and shampoo mad headz. PUNS PUNS PUNS.

ONE.

STOP THE MUTHAFUCKIN PRESSES!!! RICKTORIA IS ON MAURY A 4TH TIME!! AND CLINTON HAS YET ANOTHER SECRET TO REVEAL!! STAY TUNED

i have my millionth job interview at NYPIRG today for a just-above-poverty-line position i really need, but doesn't start until the end of august. dude, i totally need a job. i totally don't think i need a job at NYPIRG though. i kinda care about trees, like in the way every red-blooded american cares about trees. like i like em and shit, but i ( Read more... )

dude, does anyone know where one can go within like 500 miles of NYC to shoot guns? like i obviously don't have guns, but i really want to shoot guns. not at living things. preferably semi-automatic or automatic weapons. do you like, rent them? THANKS DUDE FOR REAL. ONE.

DUDE I THOUGHT I SAID I COULD PARTY SERIOUS?