how many dollars would it take to bring the dynamic supersonic D WEST! to my apt. to pull my shit together for me?

D WEST!

HIP HOP THE GAME ( Read more... )

fathers day was kind of a bust as usual. i always feel bad when i realize that i have nothing to get for my father. i hate turning him into the one-dimensional OH YOU MUST LOVE SHIRTS AND BLOCKBUSTER kinda dad, but like - in the real - i have totally no clue what my dad is into except for like NPR and knowing everything about everything ( Read more... )

never ever ever ever ever tell your friends big super duper secrets when you know you'll regret it when sober!

PASS THE BAG OF DIGNITY CHIPS!!

uhhhhh yo EDIT?

YO NEWSFLASH! I THOUGHT I WAS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL BUT I WASN'T!! here are chunks of love written to me in my high school yearbook from lawrence woodmere academy's class of 977777 or whoever else signed inside -------> JA BLESSSSS

Dear Michelle ( Read more... )

i wonder how JOJO is doing now that her music career has become a little more quiet nowadays.

i need more people to call me "mami". now, it seems to only happen in thriftstores. yo by the way - my mom called me all pissed off because i'm not working at starbucks because they have "excellent benefits". so tomorrow i guess i'm gonna start my hot off the wall job as a barista making mocha chunky munky fritatas at DA BUXX. oh mom! the ( Read more... )

WHAT THE SHIT COULD YOU BELIEVE I'D EVER BE SO IMPORTANT THAT I'D NEED TO TAKE MY CELLPHONE WITH ME INTO THE BATHROOM WHILE I DO MY HAIR ( Read more... )

its official: arbor mist bottles are definitely made out of glass. i tested it myself with my skull - then spent the rest of the night barfing into the toilet. i feel like i cut open a dead wino and drank his insides in an abandoned railroad car.

my dad just got out of surgery #2. nothing majorrrr. it was an outpatient procedure. the major surgery approaches in a few more weeks to have his parathyroid removed so that he can't have anymore 1 inch kidney stones anymore to cause major sepsis. i feel super bad.. i'm gonna go home in a bit and play a few rounds of scrabble with that guy. ( Read more... )